Dear Kartik,
Happy birthday, Sukdya. You are 25 now, which is basically ancient in group-chat years, so naturally you get a whole website.
This year had plot. Bad chapter, recovery arc, new job, cake attack, and enough random photos to build a legal case against your posing choices.
The full Kartik experience remains undefeated: serious face, random wisdom, sudden plans, dramatic silence, and then one sentence that makes everyone lose it.
Hope 25 brings money, better sleep, good food, fewer Ls, and at least one photo where you look normal. No pressure.
Stay dangerous. Stay employed.
With a lot of anger, obviously.
